Tuesday, May 16th, 2006
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11:35 pm - aww~
this guy i met on youtube got a television contract... and he said he's going to name a magic trick after me when he gets his television show!! i'm wondering if he really will... he talked to me all the time and acted like he really liked me so who knows? well, i think he's the best thing since sliced bread. see how youtube brings people together!!! i told my mom and she was like maybe he'll call you <33 haha i'm a youtube dork.
i gave a speech at school today and made everybody cry! it was insane.. then this guy gave me 50 dollars!! i felt like crap.. i didn't want people to feel sorry for me. the principal just told us to write a speech on our inspiration to become the top 5 in our class.. so i just told the truth and said it was because of my mom. she started with nothing in Phil. and after working her butt off she has everything she's ever wanted. i really feel bad about the money... my mom said i should be happy but i'm scared people just feel sorry for me. that's the last thing i want-- i wanted to just tell people how grateful i am for everything i have in America. but whatever.. maybe i'm just overreacting.
but i swear if that guy names a trick after me on television i'll freak out. he wears a mask on youtube so he's anonymous... he was like "i want to name a trick after you so you will know it's me." sweet guy... why can't i ever meet guys like that in real life???!!
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Sunday, April 2nd, 2006
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10:18 pm - hist0ry cla$$
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UBSI29rH7xk
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Wednesday, March 15th, 2006
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9:11 pm - sch0ol pr0jek
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITXZcN0UinY
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Monday, January 16th, 2006
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11:14 pm - that ain't my baby! that baby asian.. or hispanic.. or sumthin
let's all go see a live Jerry Springer show for our senior trip you guyses!!
pleasepleasepleaseplease!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wednesday, January 4th, 2006
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12:05 am - !!
king kong was soooo sad
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Sunday, December 25th, 2005
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11:04 pm
happy birthday jesus
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Thursday, December 22nd, 2005
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5:34 pm - learn chinese in 5 minutes
1) Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP.............. Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man................................ Dum Fuk
5) Small horse.................. Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?.................... Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped in to a coffee table................. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...................... Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here........................... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet............... Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone....................... No Pah King
12) staying out of sight.............................. Lei Ying Lo
13) He's cleaning his automobile................ Wa Shing Ka
14) Your body odor is offensive.................. Yu Stin Ki Pu
15)Great..................... Fa Kin Su Pah
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Saturday, December 17th, 2005
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5:19 am
our movie rocks.
30 minutes of pure ecstacy.
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Thursday, December 15th, 2005
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12:53 am - preview to next Cuzzort-Ward-Walker-Blankinship production
(INSTRUMENT ROOM OF BAND ROOM)
Carmen: Charles, you have to get up there and disable the power grid! Meeka is on a rampage and she’s feeding off the energy from the power grid… she’s grown to eleventy times her size and is destroying the city!!
Charles: Dear God, are you crazy? She’s unstoppable. There’s nothing we can do.
Carmen: That’s not true.. There’s still hope. You have to hurry and disable the grid. There isn’t much time..
Charles: I..I just don’t know. (turns away)
Carmen: (grabs Charles) Do it for Whitney, Charles. The Nookie. Do it for the Nookie.
(EXTREME CLOSEUP ON CHARLES FACE)
Charles: (slowly grins) The Nookie. (looks up at ceiling) I’ll do it for the Nookie. (climbs into ceiling)
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(TURN OFF LIGHTS IN INSTRUMENT ROOM SO IT SEEMS LIKE IT‘S THE CEILING OF THE SCHOOL)
(CHARLES CRAWLING ON FLOOR SEARCHING FOR CABLE)
(RIPS “CABLE” WITH MOUTH)
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(CARMEN WAITING IMPATIENTLY IN INSTRUMENT ROOM)
(CHARLES CRAWLS BACK DOWN)
Carmen: (high five) YEAH! The power grid’s off! You know what this means!
Charles: there’s no more power in the entire city?
Carmen: No… DANCE PARTY!
(cut to everyone dancing to Numa Numa)
i think we're onto something!!
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Tuesday, December 13th, 2005
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10:58 pm - XXX-mas vacation!!!
damn you chris carraba... tune your guitar like a normal person for once!!
i'm going to spend my whole vacation learning every damn dashboard confessional song till my fingers bleeeed.
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Sunday, November 13th, 2005
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12:07 am - *ahem*
http://members.aol.com/weberninja/images/numanuma
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12:02 am - saturdays are fun
http://members.aol.com/weberninja/images/ratjackoff
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Saturday, November 5th, 2005
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11:15 pm - wtf public phone?!?! hello!
ok, this is what happened.
i'm at the CDT movies... and we're by that pay phone in the corner. it started ringing and NO ONE was answering it. so my friend nicole answers it and it's this little girl on the other end. so nicole just hangs up. the phone starts ringing again. nicole answers it and says "buenos dias" trying to confuse the little girl... but it turns out the girl is MEXICAN and then she's like LAKSJDFOKLASJDOFILJAWOELRJWKLDFJW.
ok, that plan backfired.
so we hang up. the chick ends up calling AGAIN and this time I take the problem into my own hands. in my creepiest voice i'm like "SEVEN DAYS" and hang up. the manager dude comes over and he's like HEY, YOU NEED TO LEAVE THAT PHONE ALONE. YOU DON'T HAVE ANY BUSINESS THERE.
i'm just wondering.. is there a rule against answering pay phones or something?? that has to be against my civil rights or something...
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Thursday, November 3rd, 2005
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9:58 pm - growing up
i hate being a senior sooo much.
i don't feel ready to get out of high school. something must be wrong with me...
senior band pictures were in the newspaper today. it made me sad seeing it. i know i'm going to be one of those people who just spend the rest of their lives thinking about the good ole days because they can't move on.
i'm even really nervous about the SAT this saturday. it's not that i'm scared of it either (my third time)... it's just another reminder that i'm almost done. once i get settled and comfortable stuff always has to change.
my mood lately has just been in such the dumps. i even signed my name up for the damn army. i know why i'm in a bad mood... but too embarrassed/confused to elaborate on why. adolescense just sucks i guess.
i'm going to floyd/georgia highlands/whatever the hell you call it these days. people always bark at me for how dumb i am for going and give me that belittling look. someone even said "i'm not letting you go there... you have to go somewhere REAL"
all i have to say is, stfu because i'm majoring in pharmacy. i'm not spending 6 damn years at UGA.. i would rather spend my first two somewhere close since i have to get prepharmacy anyways. i don't think my employer will give a rat's ass anyways where i went my first two years.
i'm happy charles and tyler will be at GH, too. and whitney will be at berry. and kevin will still be at UGA by the time i get there... yesssss i am unstoppableeee. he keeps trying to get me, whitney, and them to drive to UGA and spend the weekend in his dorm or something. i'm like uuuh hell no:
1) i too lazy
2) dorms suck ass
KILL. ME.
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Tuesday, November 1st, 2005
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4:33 pm - el dia de morte
happy halloween bitches!!
"tough titty said the kitty but the milk's still good!"-- Charles
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Sunday, October 16th, 2005
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2:30 am - haha loser
some 22 year old guy kept IM'ing me tonight telling me to call him.
WeberNinja [2:20 AM]: i don't have a phone
NXtKrueger 5150 [2:22 AM]: Liar
NXtKrueger 5150 [2:22 AM]: LoL
WeberNinja [2:23 AM]: nahh
WeberNinja [2:27 AM]: why are you up so late
NXtKrueger 5150 [2:28 AM]: Cuase I'm lookng for pussy
WeberNinja [2:28 AM]: on AOL?
NXtKrueger 5150 [2:28 AM]: Yes
WeberNinja [2:29 AM]: haha k
good luck buddy!
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Monday, October 3rd, 2005
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11:11 pm - my sob story
i really don't understand why my mom hates going to football games so much.
even if it's senior night and i don't have anyone else to stand beside me on the field when they present me.
she's only been to a game a year, except for last year where she didn't go to a game at all (the year i had the big solo). i asked her tonight if she would stand with me on senior night, considering they expect your parents to do that sort of thing, and she just kept giving me reasons why she doesn't want to.
it really hurt my feelings the way she acted when i asked her to go. it's so frustrating.. i'm so tired of having to beg her to go to stuff like that. why should i have to beg and cry? shouldn't she actually want to go... or pretend that she's proud of me.
what if i just drop out of school now and start doing drugs or something... or what if i'm just directionless. i wonder if she would care then...
she never told me if she was going or not either. she's so rude. i wonder if she even realizes how much that hurt my feelings. now i just feel really empty.
i think i'll just get a teacher to stand beside me... maybe one will understand.
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Saturday, October 1st, 2005
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12:53 am
i really think i'm more mexican than anything...
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Sunday, September 25th, 2005
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1:55 pm
WeberNinja [1:50 PM]: god i can't stop laughing at lauren's post
WeberNinja [1:50 PM]: i was looking for something about me and yuo
WeberNinja [1:50 PM]: but i think she doesn't notice the fact she gets on our nerves
WeberNinja [1:50 PM]: just wait till the shirts come out
WeberNinja [1:51 PM]: i can see it now
WeberNinja [1:51 PM]: CARMEN AND WHITNEY DIDN'T GIVE ME MY RIGHTFUL TITLE AS ASSISTANT SECTION LEADER ON THE CLARINET SHIRTS
WeberNinja [1:51 PM]: we should have fulfilled her wish
WeberNinja [1:51 PM]: except instead of assistant section leader
WeberNinja [1:51 PM]: we could have put in big red letters
WeberNinja [1:51 PM]: "ASS LEADER"
WeberNinja [1:52 PM]: and just say... "it's short for assistant, of course"
WeberNinja [1:52 PM]: the same font that we did that "justify" thing on granny weatherall
whi7n3y r4wk5 [1:52 PM]: hahahahahah
whi7n3y r4wk5 [1:53 PM]: she would probably be like HEY LOOK I AM ASSISTANT
WeberNinja [1:53 PM]: hahaha
whi7n3y r4wk5 [1:53 PM]: SEE IT SAYS ASS LEADER
whi7n3y r4wk5 [1:53 PM]: THAT MEANS I GET IN FRONT OF YOU IN LINE
WeberNinja [1:53 PM]: she is the ass god
whi7n3y r4wk5 [1:53 PM]: "no lauren, i believe it means you get in the back."
WeberNinja [1:53 PM]: hahahaha
whi7n3y r4wk5 [1:53 PM]: "ass leader."
WeberNinja [1:53 PM]: she is the ass leader
WeberNinja [1:53 PM]: she has to make sure our asses are in line
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Saturday, September 24th, 2005
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12:05 am - i like this Bush better
"Now is the time to hunker down. As we say, 'Turn around, don't drown,'" --Florida Governor Jeb Bush (re: The Hurricane)
In other news, there is a fly on my screen and I'm scaring the shit out of it with my mouse cursor.
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